i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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