I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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