awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
she peed on how many people?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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