Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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