We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
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