Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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