Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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