look no pants
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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