Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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