How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Randomize
