I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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