So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I still have a little drunk in my system
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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