Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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