I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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