All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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