I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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