And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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