"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
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