he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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