I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
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