YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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