capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
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