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(210): View more from Texas

READY

(1-210): View more from Texas

for what?

(210): View more from Texas

TO HAVE SEXXXX

(1-210): View more from Texas

i think you have the wrong number

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(732): View more from New Jersey

When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.

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(416): View more from Toronto

We were fucking at break-dick speeds.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.

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(443): View more from Maryland

I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best

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(804): View more from Virginia

I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.

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(904): View more from Florida

We almost ended up sober because of u!!

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(530): View more from California

He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad

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