I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Randomize
