were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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