Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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