Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I currently don't understand fingers.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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