Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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