I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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