I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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