This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I love you.
Bad choice
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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