Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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