I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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