i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
These tits shall not be calmed
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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