She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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