so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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