How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
soo... how was my night?
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