how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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