Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
