Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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