it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize