He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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