Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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