You work out of a Hotel?
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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