I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
this hospital has no fireball
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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