I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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