im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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