i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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