i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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