His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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