Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
