He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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