Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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